1    I see I cannot get thy father's love;
2    Therefore no more turn me to him, sweet Nan.

3    Alas, how then?

4    Why, thou must be thyself.
5    He doth object I am too great of birth--,
6    And that, my state being gall'd with my expense,
7    I seek to heal it only by his wealth:
8    Besides these, other bars he lays before me,
9    My riots past, my wild societies;
10   And tells me 'tis a thing impossible
11   I should love thee but as a property.

12   May be he tells you true.

13   No, heaven so speed me in my time to come!
14   Albeit I will confess thy father's wealth
15   Was the first motive that I woo'd thee, Anne:
16   Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value
17   Than stamps in gold or sums in sealed bags;
18   And 'tis the very riches of thyself
19   That now I aim at.

20   Gentle Master Fenton,
21   Yet seek my father's love; still seek it, sir:
22   If opportunity and humblest suit
23   Cannot attain it, why, then,--hark you hither!

24   Break their talk, Mistress Quickly: my kinsman shall
25   speak for himself.

26   I'll make a shaft or a bolt on't: 'slid, 'tis but
27   venturing.

28   Be not dismayed.

29   No, she shall not dismay me: I care not for that,
30   but that I am afeard.

31   Hark ye; Master Slender would speak a word with you.

32   I come to him.
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33   This is my father's choice.
34   O, what a world of vile ill-favor'd faults
35   Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a-year!

36   And how does good Master Fenton? Pray you, a word with you.

37   She's coming; to her, coz. O boy, thou hadst a father!

38   I had a father, Mistress Anne; my uncle can tell you
39   good jests of him. Pray you, uncle, tell Mistress
40   Anne the jest, how my father stole two geese out of
41   a pen, good uncle.

42   Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you.

43   Ay, that I do; as well as I love any woman in
44   Gloucestershire.

45   He will maintain you like a gentlewoman.

46   Ay, that I will, come cut and long-tail, under the
47   degree of a squire.

48   He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure.

49   Good Master Shallow, let him woo for himself.

50   Marry, I thank you for it; I thank you for that good
51   comfort. She calls you, coz: I'll leave you.

52   Now, Master Slender,--

53   Now, good Mistress Anne,--

54   What is your will?

55   My will! 'od's heartlings, that's a pretty jest
56   indeed! I ne'er made my will yet, I thank heaven; I
57   am not such a sickly creature, I give heaven praise.

58   I mean, Master Slender, what would you with me?

59   Truly, for mine own part, I would little or nothing
60   with you. Your father and my uncle hath made
61   motions: if it be my luck, so; if not, happy man be
62   his dole! They can tell you how things go better
63   than I can: you may ask your father; here he comes.

64   Now, Master Slender: love him, daughter Anne.
65   Why, how now! what does Master Fenton here?
66   You wrong me, sir, thus still to haunt my house:
67   I told you, sir, my daughter is disposed of.

68   Nay, Master Page, be not impatient.

69   Good Master Fenton, come not to my child.

70   She is no match for you.

71   Sir, will you hear me?

72   No, good Master Fenton.
73   Come, Master Shallow; come, son Slender, in.
74   Knowing my mind, you wrong me, Master Fenton.

75   Speak to Mistress Page.

76   Good Mistress Page, for that I love your daughter
77   In such a righteous fashion as I do,
78   Perforce, against all cheques, rebukes and manners,
79   I must advance the colours of my love
80   And not retire: let me have your good will.

81   Good mother, do not marry me to yond fool.

82   I mean it not; I seek you a better husband.

83   That's my master, master doctor.

84   Alas, I had rather be set quick i' the earth
85   And bowl'd to death with turnips!

86   Come, trouble not yourself. Good Master Fenton,
87   I will not be your friend nor enemy:
88   My daughter will I question how she loves you,
89   And as I find her, so am I affected.
90   Till then farewell, sir: she must needs go in;
91   Her father will be angry.

92   Farewell, gentle mistress: farewell, Nan.

93   This is my doing, now: 'Nay,' said I, 'will you cast
94   away your child on a fool, and a physician? Look on
95   Master Fenton:' this is my doing.

96   I thank thee; and I pray thee, once to-night
97   Give my sweet Nan this ring: there's for thy pains.

98   Now heaven send thee good fortune!
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99   A kind heart he hath: a woman would run through
100  fire and water for such a kind heart. But yet I
101  would my master had Mistress Anne; or I would
102  Master Slender had her; or, in sooth, I would Master
103  Fenton had her; I will do what I can for them all
104  three; for so I have promised, and I'll be as good
105  as my word; but speciously for Master Fenton. Well,
106  I must of another errand to Sir John Falstaff from
107  my two mistresses: what a beast am I to slack it!