1    Nay, keep your way, little gallant; you were wont to
2    be a follower, but now you are a leader. Whether
3    had you rather lead mine eyes, or eye your master's heels?

4    I had rather, forsooth, go before you like a man
5    than follow him like a dwarf.

6    O, you are a flattering boy: now I see you'll be a courtier.

7    Well met, Mistress Page. Whither go you?

8    Truly, sir, to see your wife. Is she at home?

9    Ay; and as idle as she may hang together, for want
10   of company. I think, if your husbands were dead,
11   you two would marry.

12   Be sure of that,--two other husbands.

13   Where had you this pretty weather-cock?

14   I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my
15   husband had him of. What do you call your knight's
16   name, sirrah?

17   Sir John Falstaff.

18   Sir John Falstaff!

19   He, he; I can never hit on's name. There is such a
20   league between my good man and he! Is your wife at
21   home indeed?

22   Indeed she is.

23   By your leave, sir: I am sick till I see her.

24   Has Page any brains? hath he any eyes? hath he any
25   thinking? Sure, they sleep; he hath no use of them.
26   Why, this boy will carry a letter twenty mile, as
27   easy as a cannon will shoot point-blank twelve
28   score. He pieces out his wife's inclination; he
29   gives her folly motion and advantage: and now she's
30   going to my wife, and Falstaff's boy with her. A
31   man may hear this shower sing in the wind. And
32   Falstaff's boy with her! Good plots, they are laid;
33   and our revolted wives share damnation together.
34   Well; I will take him, then torture my wife, pluck
35   the borrowed veil of modesty from the so seeming
36   Mistress Page, divulge Page himself for a secure and
37   wilful Actaeon; and to these violent proceedings all
38   my neighbours shall cry aim.
Clock heard
39   The clock gives me my cue, and my assurance bids me
40   search: there I shall find Falstaff: I shall be
41   rather praised for this than mocked; for it is as
42   positive as the earth is firm that Falstaff is
43   there: I will go.

44   Well met, Master Ford.
45   &c.

46   Trust me, a good knot: I have good cheer at home;
47   and I pray you all go with me.

48   I must excuse myself, Master Ford.

49   And so must I, sir: we have appointed to dine with
50   Mistress Anne, and I would not break with her for
51   more money than I'll speak of.

52   We have lingered about a match between Anne Page and
53   my cousin Slender, and this day we shall have our answer.

54   I hope I have your good will, father Page.

55   You have, Master Slender; I stand wholly for you:
56   but my wife, master doctor, is for you altogether.

57   Ay, be-gar; and de maid is love-a me: my nursh-a
58   Quickly tell me so mush.

59   What say you to young Master Fenton? he capers, he
60   dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he
61   speaks holiday, he smells April and May: he will
62   carry't, he will carry't; 'tis in his buttons; he
63   will carry't.

64   Not by my consent, I promise you. The gentleman is
65   of no having: he kept company with the wild prince
66   and Poins; he is of too high a region; he knows too
67   much. No, he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes
68   with the finger of my substance: if he take her,
69   let him take her simply; the wealth I have waits on
70   my consent, and my consent goes not that way.

71   I beseech you heartily, some of you go home with me
72   to dinner: besides your cheer, you shall have
73   sport; I will show you a monster. Master doctor,
74   you shall go; so shall you, Master Page; and you, Sir Hugh.

75   Well, fare you well: we shall have the freer wooing
76   at Master Page's.

77   Go home, John Rugby; I come anon.

78   Farewell, my hearts: I will to my honest knight
79   Falstaff, and drink canary with him.

Aside
80    I think I shall drink in pipe wine first
81   with him; I'll make him dance. Will you go, gentles?

82   Have with you to see this monster.