1    Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me;
2    And even in kind love I do conjure thee,
3    Who art the table wherein all my thoughts
4    Are visibly character'd and engraved,
5    To lesson me and tell me some good mean
6    How, with my honour, I may undertake
7    A journey to my loving Proteus.

8    Alas, the way is wearisome and long!

9    A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary
10   To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps;
11   Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly,
12   And when the flight is made to one so dear,
13   Of such divine perfection, as Sir Proteus.

14   Better forbear till Proteus make return.

15   O, know'st thou not his looks are my soul's food?
16   Pity the dearth that I have pined in,
17   By longing for that food so long a time.
18   Didst thou but know the inly touch of love,
19   Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow
20   As seek to quench the fire of love with words.

21   I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire,
22   But qualify the fire's extreme rage,
23   Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason.

24   The more thou damm'st it up, the more it burns.
25   The current that with gentle murmur glides,
26   Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage;
27   But when his fair course is not hindered,
28   He makes sweet music with the enamell'ed stones,
29   Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge
30   He overtaketh in his pilgrimage,
31   And so by many winding nooks he strays
32   With willing sport to the wild ocean.
33   Then let me go and hinder not my course
34   I'll be as patient as a gentle stream
35   And make a pastime of each weary step,
36   Till the last step have brought me to my love;
37   And there I'll rest, as after much turmoil
38   A blessed soul doth in Elysium.

39   But in what habit will you go along?

40   Not like a woman; for I would prevent
41   The loose encounters of lascivious men:
42   Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds
43   As may beseem some well-reputed page.

44   Why, then, your ladyship must cut your hair.

45   No, girl, I'll knit it up in silken strings
46   With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots.
47   To be fantastic may become a youth
48   Of greater time than I shall show to be.

49   What fashion, madam shall I make your breeches?

50   That fits as well as 'Tell me, good my lord,
51   What compass will you wear your farthingale?'
52   Why even what fashion thou best likest, Lucetta.

53   You must needs have them with a codpiece, madam.

54   Out, out, Lucetta! that would be ill-favour'd.

55   A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin,
56   Unless you have a codpiece to stick pins on.

57   Lucetta, as thou lovest me, let me have
58   What thou thinkest meet and is most mannerly.
59   But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me
60   For undertaking so unstaid a journey?
61   I fear me, it will make me scandalized.

62   If you think so, then stay at home and go not.

63   Nay, that I will not.

64   Then never dream on infamy, but go.
65   If Proteus like your journey when you come,
66   No matter who's displeased when you are gone:
67   I fear me, he will scarce be pleased withal.

68   That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear:
69   A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears
70   And instances of infinite of love
71   Warrant me welcome to my Proteus.

72   All these are servants to deceitful men.

73   Base men, that use them to so base effect!
74   But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth
75   His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles,
76   His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate,
77   His tears pure messengers sent from his heart,
78   His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth.

79   Pray heaven he prove so, when you come to him!

80   Now, as thou lovest me, do him not that wrong
81   To bear a hard opinion of his truth:
82   Only deserve my love by loving him;
83   And presently go with me to my chamber,
84   To take a note of what I stand in need of,
85   To furnish me upon my longing journey.
86   All that is mine I leave at thy dispose,
87   My goods, my lands, my reputation;
88   Only, in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence.
89   Come, answer not, but to it presently!
90   I am impatient of my tarriance.