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ACT V - SCENE II. The same. Before Calchas' tent.
Enter DIOMEDES

DIOMEDES
1    What, are you up here, ho? speak.
CALCHAS
Within
2     Who calls?
DIOMEDES
3    Calchas, I think. Where's your daughter?
CALCHAS
Within
4     She comes to you.
ULYSSES
5    Stand where the torch may not discover us.
Enter CRESSIDA

TROILUS
6    Cressid comes forth to him.
DIOMEDES
7    How now, my charge!
CRESSIDA
8    Now, my sweet guardian! Hark, a word with you.
Whispers

TROILUS
9    Yea, so familiar!
ULYSSES
10   She will sing any man at first sight.
THERSITES
11   And any man may sing her, if he can take her cliff;
12   she's noted.
DIOMEDES
13   Will you remember?
CRESSIDA
14   Remember! yes.
DIOMEDES
15   Nay, but do, then;
16   And let your mind be coupled with your words.
TROILUS
17   What should she remember?
ULYSSES
18   List.
CRESSIDA
19   Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
THERSITES
20   Roguery!
DIOMEDES
21   Nay, then,--
CRESSIDA
22   I'll tell you what,--
DIOMEDES
23   Foh, foh! come, tell a pin: you are forsworn.
CRESSIDA
24   In faith, I cannot: what would you have me do?
THERSITES
25   A juggling trick,--to be secretly open.
DIOMEDES
26   What did you swear you would bestow on me?
CRESSIDA
27   I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath;
28   Bid me do any thing but that, sweet Greek.
DIOMEDES
29   Good night.
TROILUS
30   Hold, patience!
ULYSSES
31   How now, Trojan!
CRESSIDA
32   Diomed,--
DIOMEDES
33   No, no, good night: I'll be your fool no more.
TROILUS
34   Thy better must.
CRESSIDA
35   Hark, one word in your ear.
TROILUS
36   O plague and madness!
ULYSSES
37   You are moved, prince; let us depart, I pray you,
38   Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself
39   To wrathful terms: this place is dangerous;
40   The time right deadly; I beseech you, go.
TROILUS
41   Behold, I pray you!
ULYSSES
42   Nay, good my lord, go off:
43   You flow to great distraction; come, my lord.
TROILUS
44   I pray thee, stay.
ULYSSES
45   You have not patience; come.
TROILUS
46   I pray you, stay; by hell and all hell's torments
47   I will not speak a word!
DIOMEDES
48   And so, good night.
CRESSIDA
49   Nay, but you part in anger.
TROILUS
50   Doth that grieve thee?
51   O wither'd truth!
ULYSSES
52   Why, how now, lord!
TROILUS
53   By Jove,
54   I will be patient.
CRESSIDA
55   Guardian!--why, Greek!
DIOMEDES
56   Foh, foh! adieu; you palter.
CRESSIDA
57   In faith, I do not: come hither once again.
ULYSSES
58   You shake, my lord, at something: will you go?
59   You will break out.
TROILUS
60   She strokes his cheek!
ULYSSES
61   Come, come.
TROILUS
62   Nay, stay; by Jove, I will not speak a word:
63   There is between my will and all offences
64   A guard of patience: stay a little while.
THERSITES
65   How the devil Luxury, with his fat rump and
66   potato-finger, tickles these together! Fry, lechery, fry!
DIOMEDES
67   But will you, then?
CRESSIDA
68   In faith, I will, la; never trust me else.
DIOMEDES
69   Give me some token for the surety of it.
CRESSIDA
70   I'll fetch you one.
Exit

ULYSSES
71   You have sworn patience.
TROILUS
72   Fear me not, sweet lord;
73   I will not be myself, nor have cognition
74   Of what I feel: I am all patience.
Re-enter CRESSIDA

THERSITES
75   Now the pledge; now, now, now!
CRESSIDA
76   Here, Diomed, keep this sleeve.
TROILUS
77   O beauty! where is thy faith?
ULYSSES
78   My lord,--
TROILUS
79   I will be patient; outwardly I will.
CRESSIDA
80   You look upon that sleeve; behold it well.
81   He loved me--O false wench!--Give't me again.
DIOMEDES
82   Whose was't?
CRESSIDA
83   It is no matter, now I have't again.
84   I will not meet with you to-morrow night:
85   I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
THERSITES
86   Now she sharpens: well said, whetstone!
DIOMEDES
87   I shall have it.
CRESSIDA
88   What, this?
DIOMEDES
89   Ay, that.
CRESSIDA
90   O, all you gods! O pretty, pretty pledge!
91   Thy master now lies thinking in his bed
92   Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove,
93   And gives memorial dainty kisses to it,
94   As I kiss thee. Nay, do not snatch it from me;
95   He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
DIOMEDES
96   I had your heart before, this follows it.
TROILUS
97   I did swear patience.
CRESSIDA
98   You shall not have it, Diomed; faith, you shall not;
99   I'll give you something else.
DIOMEDES
100  I will have this: whose was it?
CRESSIDA
101  It is no matter.
DIOMEDES
102  Come, tell me whose it was.
CRESSIDA
103  'Twas one's that loved me better than you will.
104  But, now you have it, take it.
DIOMEDES
105  Whose was it?
CRESSIDA
106  By all Diana's waiting-women yond,
107  And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
DIOMEDES
108  To-morrow will I wear it on my helm,
109  And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
TROILUS
110  Wert thou the devil, and worest it on thy horn,
111  It should be challenged.
CRESSIDA
112  Well, well, 'tis done, 'tis past: and yet it is not;
113  I will not keep my word.
DIOMEDES
114  Why, then, farewell;
115  Thou never shalt mock Diomed again.
CRESSIDA
116  You shall not go: one cannot speak a word,
117  But it straight starts you.
DIOMEDES
118  I do not like this fooling.
THERSITES
119  Nor I, by Pluto: but that that likes not you pleases me best.
DIOMEDES
120  What, shall I come? the hour?
CRESSIDA
121  Ay, come:--O Jove!--do come:--I shall be plagued.
DIOMEDES
122  Farewell till then.
CRESSIDA
123  Good night: I prithee, come.
Exit DIOMEDES
124  Troilus, farewell! one eye yet looks on thee
125  But with my heart the other eye doth see.
126  Ah, poor our sex! this fault in us I find,
127  The error of our eye directs our mind:
128  What error leads must err; O, then conclude
129  Minds sway'd by eyes are full of turpitude.
Exit

THERSITES
130  A proof of strength she could not publish more,
131  Unless she said ' My mind is now turn'd whore.'
ULYSSES
132  All's done, my lord.
TROILUS
133  It is.
ULYSSES
134  Why stay we, then?
TROILUS
135  To make a recordation to my soul
136  Of every syllable that here was spoke.
137  But if I tell how these two did co-act,
138  Shall I not lie in publishing a truth?
139  Sith yet there is a credence in my heart,
140  An esperance so obstinately strong,
141  That doth invert the attest of eyes and ears,
142  As if those organs had deceptious functions,
143  Created only to calumniate.
144  Was Cressid here?
ULYSSES
145  I cannot conjure, Trojan.
TROILUS
146  She was not, sure.
ULYSSES
147  Most sure she was.
TROILUS
148  Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
ULYSSES
149  Nor mine, my lord: Cressid was here but now.
TROILUS
150  Let it not be believed for womanhood!
151  Think, we had mothers; do not give advantage
152  To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme,
153  For depravation, to square the general sex
154  By Cressid's rule: rather think this not Cressid.
ULYSSES
155  What hath she done, prince, that can soil our mothers?
TROILUS
156  Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
THERSITES
157  Will he swagger himself out on's own eyes?
TROILUS
158  This she? no, this is Diomed's Cressida:
159  If beauty have a soul, this is not she;
160  If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimonies,
161  If sanctimony be the gods' delight,
162  If there be rule in unity itself,
163  This is not she. O madness of discourse,
164  That cause sets up with and against itself!
165  Bi-fold authority! where reason can revolt
166  Without perdition, and loss assume all reason
167  Without revolt: this is, and is not, Cressid.
168  Within my soul there doth conduce a fight
169  Of this strange nature that a thing inseparate
170  Divides more wider than the sky and earth,
171  And yet the spacious breadth of this division
172  Admits no orifex for a point as subtle
173  As Ariachne's broken woof to enter.
174  Instance, O instance! strong as Pluto's gates;
175  Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven:
176  Instance, O instance! strong as heaven itself;
177  The bonds of heaven are slipp'd, dissolved, and loosed;
178  And with another knot, five-finger-tied,
179  The fractions of her faith, orts of her love,
180  The fragments, scraps, the bits and greasy relics
181  Of her o'er-eaten faith, are bound to Diomed.
ULYSSES
182  May worthy Troilus be half attach'd
183  With that which here his passion doth express?
TROILUS
184  Ay, Greek; and that shall be divulged well
185  In characters as red as Mars his heart
186  Inflamed with Venus: never did young man fancy
187  With so eternal and so fix'd a soul.
188  Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love,
189  So much by weight hate I her Diomed:
190  That sleeve is mine that he'll bear on his helm;
191  Were it a casque composed by Vulcan's skill,
192  My sword should bite it: not the dreadful spout
193  Which shipmen do the hurricano call,
194  Constringed in mass by the almighty sun,
195  Shall dizzy with more clamour Neptune's ear
196  In his descent than shall my prompted sword
197  Falling on Diomed.
THERSITES
198  He'll tickle it for his concupy.
TROILUS
199  O Cressid! O false Cressid! false, false, false!
200  Let all untruths stand by thy stained name,
201  And they'll seem glorious.
ULYSSES
202  O, contain yourself
203  Your passion draws ears hither.
Enter AENEAS

AENEAS
204  I have been seeking you this hour, my lord:
205  Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy;
206  Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
TROILUS
207  Have with you, prince. My courteous lord, adieu.
208  Farewell, revolted fair! and, Diomed,
209  Stand fast, and wear a castle on thy head!
ULYSSES
210  I'll bring you to the gates.
TROILUS
211  Accept distracted thanks.
Exeunt TROILUS, AENEAS, and ULYSSES

THERSITES
212  Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I would
213  croak like a raven; I would bode, I would bode.
214  Patroclus will give me any thing for the
215  intelligence of this whore: the parrot will not
216  do more for an almond than he for a commodious drab.
217  Lechery, lechery; still, wars and lechery; nothing
218  else holds fashion: a burning devil take them!
Exit

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Scene Index
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  • ACT I
  • SCENE I
  • SCENE II
  • SCENE III


  • ACT II
  • SCENE I
  • SCENE II
  • SCENE III


  • ACT III
  • SCENE I
  • SCENE II
  • SCENE III


  • ACT IV
  • SCENE I
  • SCENE II
  • SCENE III
  • SCENE IV
  • SCENE V


  • ACT V
  • SCENE I
  • SCENE II
  • SCENE III
  • SCENE IV
  • SCENE V
  • SCENE VI
  • SCENE VII
  • SCENE VIII
  • SCENE IX
  • SCENE X

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