1 'Tis ten to one this play can never please 2 All that are here: some come to take their ease, 3 And sleep an act or two; but those, we fear, 4 We have frighted with our trumpets; so, 'tis clear, 5 They'll say 'tis naught: others, to hear the city 6 Abused extremely, and to cry 'That's witty!' 7 Which we have not done neither: that, I fear, 8 All the expected good we're like to hear 9 For this play at this time, is only in 10 The merciful construction of good women; 11 For such a one we show'd 'em: if they smile, 12 And say 'twill do, I know, within a while 13 All the best men are ours; for 'tis ill hap, 14 If they hold when their ladies bid 'em clap.